tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1769659900634709753.post-68248749708388089572007-07-12T14:21:00.000-05:002007-07-13T22:54:23.347-05:002007-07-13T22:54:23.347-05:00What is it with Republicans and sex?A republican state representative from neighboring Stanly County <a href="http://www.charlotte.com/109/story/194469.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">has resigned</span></a>.<br /><blockquote>Rep. David Almond resigned Thursday from the state Legislature due to an unspecified personnel complaint filed with House leadership, a day after the chamber's GOP caucus said it was looking into allegations of "serious, improper behavior."<br /><br />"Sadness" was the response to the complaint by Paul Stam the House Republican leader, which he said he first heard about late Monday afternoon, and to Almond's resignation.<br />Stam, R-Wake, said Republican leaders asked Almond to resign "if the allegations were true," but that Almond resigned on his own.<br /><br />House speaker Joe Hackney said he received "a personnel complaint" involving Almond last week, but said state and federal confidentiality laws bar him from giving any details.</blockquote>Now the mainstream media isn't reporting at all what those allegations were. They seem to think it was a "personnel/personal matter" and hence they don't want to report any details. The problem is that this "improper behavior" happened in Mr. Almond's office on taxpayer's time, so that's why I'll tell you what supposedly happened.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q310/LiberalNC/hand_body_lotion.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q310/LiberalNC/hand_body_lotion.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>This is what <span style="font-style: italic;">allegedly</span> happened:<br /><br />Rep. Almond was in his office and called his Legal Assistant in to help him with something.<br /><br />She found him <span style="font-weight: bold;">masturbating</span>.<br /><br />That Legal Assistant has since quit and the Republicans called an emergency caucus and apparently told Almond he needs to resign or face the penalty of the civil suit and or criminal case.<br /><br />Seems to me that a lot of republicans have such unhealthy repressed feelings about sex that at one point they can't hold back anymore and start doing something stupid.<br />We had Mark Foley and his fondling of congressional pages and we just had Senator David Vitter, (R-LA), getting in trouble because <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/09/national/main3037338.shtml">he frequented a prostitute in Washington DC.</a><br />It's also a public secret that there are several high ranking republicans consistently pushing an anti-gay agenda while they are secretly gay themselves. Just a matter of time until those skeletons fall out of the closet (no pun intended).<br /><br />It is also interesting to know that Rep. Almond is a vice chairman of the House committee on children, youth and families. Nice!<br /><br />Is it just a matter of time until we find Coy Privette or Robin Hayes with their pants around their ankles?<br /><br />At least when Clinton got a hummer it was between 2 perfectly consenting adults.Thierry Wernaershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18425107349559674853noreply@blogger.com